I grew up in New Jersey, so naturally there were a lot of highways. We would travel to see our relatives a lot, and since all of the highways looked the same, I could never figure out how my parents knew where to go. Eventually I came to the conclusion that the green signs on the highway said things like: "This Way to Grandma's House", so my parents wouldn't get lost.
A childhood belief about road signs

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the solid double yellow lines on highways were the motorcycle lane.— jeech
- After being told by my parents or relatives to "behave," I would usually reply: "I am being have."— Ed
- Having seen enough red octagonal STOP signs in my time, I used to look out for green circular GO signs.— Gary
- No passing zones on the highway. How come we just kep passing those signs? — Colleen
- my parents used to tell me and my sisters that if we ate our vegtables our eyes would turn green..— alex t
- that when I grew to be an adult my parents would be children.— Rainbow