After being told by my parents or relatives to "behave," I would usually reply: "I am being have."
A childhood belief about speaking
others believed things like this
- I thought Jesus was made up to make kids behave.Anon
- I used to think you could drive to heaven to visit your friends and relatives who had died before....— wombat
- I always thought that my relatives were really tiny, and inside my phone when I talked to them on the phone.Anon
- When I was little, my parents told me if i ate my fish sticks, I would become invisible.— Jake
- My parents told me that scotch eggs were laid by a Haggis. — sarah c
- Until I tried it in 3rd grade, my parents told me that if I ate paper my poop would come out in packages.— The Mailman