I used to believe my Dad's sister was really Dolly Parton. Everytime we went to her house she was on tv (Dollly), my aunt wore a platinum blond wig, had a big chest that was always partly exposed and she talked with a slight southern accent.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when we went to bed at night, all the animals in our house talked to each other. Anon
- I used to belief that the Muslim women who wore their garment wore it because they were bald.Anon
- i used to think my aunt sandra was aunt bannana.Anon
- I used to believe that a "No Loitering" sign was "No Littering", inexplicably spelled with a Brooklyn accent.— erin
- I used to think that everybody's hair was black and if you had blond hair, you dyed your hair.— ~_~CoolKid93_~_
- I used to think that if a gorilla pounded its chest it liked you.Anon