When i was little i thought when parents would ground their kid they would actually dig a hole and put the kid in. they were actually underground.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you dig a hole in the ground and put pepper in the hole, the ground would sneeze.— Cookie
- Until I was in High School, I really thought that the "underground railroad" was under the ground.— S
- I thought ground beef was the meat they scraped off the ground at the slaughterhouse. Yuck.Anon
- I thought the underground railroad was actually a subway.— Greg
- When I was little I thought the london underground was a terrorist organisationAnon
- When trains (subways) go underground, my little sister thought that the lights were shooting stars.— Katie