I used to think the words in ZZ Top's I'm bad, I'm nationwide was I'm bad, venetian blinds. I thought he was so cool he had blinds on his car.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Venetian blinds came from Venus.— Valerie
- When I was little, I used to love dinosaurs, and thought that they didnt poop because they were too cool....— Melanie
- One of my friends told me that when he was a kid he thought windmills were used to keep cows cool!— Julie
- I used to believe that all four-letter words are bad words.Anon
- I used to believe that we had winter to cool off the earth because it got too hot. Thanks, mom.— Jon
- I thought "prison" and "prism" are the same words as each other.Anon