Until I was about 15:
Mairzy Doats and Dozey Doats
And Little Lamzey Divey
A Kiddeley Divey too
Wouldn't you?
Wouldn't I what?
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that you wouldn't die unless you got married.— Um...no.
- I used to think that if a grown up fell down, they wouldn't be able to get up by themselves. — Kim
- i used to believe that if your seatbelt was un-done the car wouldn't move or work at allAnon
- I used to think that the moon was fastened with something so it wouldn't fall— Kelvin
- when i was a kid, i used to think that if i didn't fall asleep, morning wouldn't comeAnon
- When I was little I thought grown ups could fly but wouldn't tell me about it or teach me until I got older.— James the Great