I always thought that it was "Afully Wedded Wife" Not "lawfully wedded wife"
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- If a man wore his shirt out, I thought his wife was going to have a baby.Anon
- i used to think that the pope was married but also i thought howcome her wife never appeared on TV— jp
- When I was little I thought that a honeymoon was when the Husband and wife went to the moon and eat honey.— AmAnDa
- My wife thought she was Elvis mother when she was 4. It was 1977 the same year he died. — sister vanilla
- I used to think MARIA is the WIFE of JESUS!— Chrono
- When I was three I used to believe that cow and horse are wife and husband.— xenia