My parents were talking about O J Simpson when I was about three and I couldn't stop laughing because I was sure his name was really Orange Juice Simpson.
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- I used to believe Jessica Simpson was a secret character from "The Simpsons"— Lemon Jelly
- once i was drinking aot of orange juice and my sister said i would get drunk if i had too much— deanna
- I thought that grape juice was called "great juice". Anon
- When I was little my parents used to tell me and my sister that carrots were "orange candy." — Nancy
- I thought "Orange is the New Black" was about wearing orange to funerals.Anon
- I used to belive you couldn't stop growing until you were bigger than godzillaAnon