I used to believe that the word 'circumstances' was pronounced 'circus dancers'.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that picadilly circus was like a giant circus in the centre of london.— ãhnn???
- I used to believe that a 'Flea Circus' really was a circus with performing feas!— Jo Lancashire
- When I was young I used to think that WHSmith was all one word, and was thus pronounced "Wwwhhhhuuusmith"— Nathan
- When i first saw the word "Czech" somewhere, i pronounced it "siz-ETCH" in my head — Pachisu
- I used to belive that ballet dancers had flat toes, so when they put on their shoes they would fit right.— Jazzy
- For the longest time I used to believe that the male ballet dancers were naked from the waist down.Anon