When I was younger, I must have heard the expression "the British have stiff upper lips" somewhere, perhaps in an Altoids ad. However, not knowing that it was just a saying, I thought that British people, for some odd reason, actually HAD stiffer upper lips than most people, and if you touched them under the nose, their lips would feel hard, like muscle! I thought they must have very strong facial muscles to smile and frown with such hard lips!
A childhood belief about nationalities

others believed things like this
- When I was little I believed that when I put lipstick on my lips, the lips grew.— Alba Águila Castelló
- when i was about 7 years old i once thought that chickens had lips. thats it!Anon
- I used to believe that dragonflies could sew your lips together so that you couldn't eat. — Lori
- The old classic by the Go-Go's "Our Lips are Sealed" I used to think they said "honest I see you"— Euge
- When you lie your lips move or your eye turn green— Tanya
- I used to beleive that (like your teeth do) your lips would fall off so new ones could grow.— Queen Ohla Quads