Part of the UK National Anthem goes:
'Send her victorious, happy and glorious'
I thought it said:
'Send her Victoria, happy and Laura'
As there were some twins in my class called Laura and Victoria, this sort of made sense, though I wondered how on earth they had made it to the national anthem.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i always wondered why people sent plums to the queen, in the anthem "send her victorias"— anon uk
- I thought tornados were monsters,and that they called out the national guard to destroy it.— Ben J.Grimm
- My sister used to tell me that Victorian houses were shiped from Victoria after they were built.Anon
- when was little i used to believe that if you won the grand national you would become prime ministerAnon
- I used to think my birthday was a national holiday and the whole world celebrated it— アノン
- I had a friend who thougt the Mount Rushmore national monument was a natural rock formation.Anon