When I was about four I thought that if you could lift up the hem of an angel's dress you would find he was made of tightly packed dryer lint.
A childhood belief about afterlife

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Madonna's "dress you up in my love" was "dress you up in nylon."Anon
- i thought that since my dr's name was "Dr. Washer" that meant my nurse's name was "Dryer" ... i know, its sad— mekare
- I used to think your belly button was there to collect the lint of your shirt!Anon
- I used to believe that belly button lint came from the *inside*. Why else would it always be the same color?Anon
- I used to think I smelled wrong, but I figured out it was because we never used dryer sheets. — blnkfrnk
- I once believed that the walls and ceilings were completely jam packed with plumbing and wiring.— David