When I was a kid I used to believe that you had babies through your stomach, when I found out where they really come out, I thought that was much worse!
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- i used to belive that babies came from the stomachAnon
- When I was very little I used to believe that when babies were born they came out of the mother's stomach.— Aerith
- I used to believe that babies came out through the mother's belly and they sewed up the stomach afterwards.— Lucy
- I used to think that women had a secret door on their stomach that babies opened when they were bornAnon
- I thought a stomach ache was a stomach egg— Catherine
- I used to believe that the closer it was to Sunday, the worse your sins were.— heathen