I grew up whit 3 siblings, and they are all older than me, much older. I was the little sister they loved to tease. Since I was the fourth kid in the family, they told me I would turn in to be a chinees. Since every 4 born child in the world was chinees, I stood up every morning and looked in the mirror to see if my eyes was smaller...
A childhood belief about nationalities

others believed things like this
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- My older sister had me convinced that noodles grew on trees, but that rice was man-made...— Trusting little brother
- i used to think that every family had a brother and sister and they married eachother when they got olderAnon
- When my dad was little his older siblings convinced him that there were flocks of flying turtles.— Anonymous
- when i was really young, i couldn't figure out why i can't get older than my older sister.— angela
- I used to believe that I was older than my brother because I was born in June and he was born in OctoberAnon