When I was young my uncle told my brother and myself that kids came from Sears and if we weren't good he'd return us.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- When I was young, I really used to believe that 'R.I.P.' (on a gravestone) meant 'Return If Possible.'— Colin
- My mum told my older brother that dogs weren't allowed in London.— Fiz
- I used to believe that if you weren't good, the Trix Rabbit would steal your yogurt.— Kyle
- I used to think the word "european" had something to do with pee, and that kids weren't supposed to say it.Anon
- I used to believe that all babies came from the Sears catalog. Till I was about 11.— indie2jo
- I used to think that adults spoke an entirely different language (not English) when kids weren't around. — Swordfish