When I was young, I really used to believe that 'R.I.P.' (on a gravestone) meant 'Return If Possible.'
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- I thought that dead people were stuffed INSIDE their gravestone instead of buried in a coffin.— Sam Shiels
- I Used To Believe In The Scab Fairy, That She Would Pay You In Return For Those Scabs!— KellGirl
- After watching Return of the Jedi, I belived that whenever you died you just dissapeared.— Nano
- When I was young I used to believe for some reason that being asthmatic meant you were born with no lungs.Anon
- i used to believe that sex meant love and that having sex meant the two people would live happily ever after.— amy
- I used to believe whenever I got an erection it meant I had to pee.— Adam