I thought being a vegetarian was cool and i had just learned what it meant, no eating meat. So one day me and my cousin and her friend were paling with those old Polly dolls from the 90's and I sad my was a virgin meaning to say vegetarian. Well i found out what it really meant. how i got the two mixed up I don't know!
A childhood belief about virginity

others believed things like this
- Up until I was 10 I used to believe turkey was vegetarian.Anon
- I used to think you could lose your boobs if you ate too much beef, so I became a vegetarian. — Dusky
- When i was young, I thought being a virgin meant you were from Virginia.— Marcy
- I thought that being a virgin meant you were having sex constantly and living in Virgina.Anon
- I used to think a second cousin meant a cousin’s cousin.— Carlos Almonacid
- i used to believe that a sign in a cafe bone-fide meal meant meat with a bone in it— roy