I thought Napoleon invented linoleum.
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- i used to think that napoleon invented neopolitan ice creamAnon
- up until this morning i used to believe that "neapolitan" ice cream was "napoleon" ice cream. I'm 15.Anon
- I thought that some animals had just been "invented" recently (like within the last 50 years or so)— Makron
- I thought that Devil's food cake was invented by Satanists!— Dietrich Corby
- I thought french fries were really invented in France (they are Belgian for those who don't know)— Quarm
- I was about 6 and thought my family invented the fart because I never heard anyone outside my family do it.— Bob