I was about 6 and thought my family invented the fart because I never heard anyone outside my family do it.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- Up until 8th grade or so, I was convinced that I invented the word "Fart"— Jonah
- I used to think that in the song"Family Affair, they were saying "It's a family of bears!"— Wayne Huffman
- I used to believe that our family was the only family that farted.— Teri
- when i was a little girl, i beleived that women didnt have bums, because i never heard my mom fart. Anon
- when i was little i thought that when we die we become stars and watch over our family that is still alive— josh
- i used to believe if i went to sleep monsters would get my family, so i thought i stayed up all the time— Luc Lemmel