When I was young people would always say,"You don't know Jack Shit!"
I would say, "No, I don't."
Who was Jack and why would I care if he shit.Was he a relative or a brother I didn't know about that they gave up for adoption. I pondered these things.
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- "She's got the Jack" by ACDC was "She's got the Clap".— Cybela
- I thought Jack was a nickname for Jackery ( like Zack and Zachary).— Bootlebat
- i believed that michelle gayle's sweetness song contained the lyrics shade in sheep shit!— andrew
- I used to believe that tornadoes were spinning jack-o-lanterns in the air bent on destroying my house.Anon
- Since the girls name Jackie is short for Jacqueline, I thought the boys name Jack was short for JackalAnon
- I used to belive that Jack Frost was a real man! and that he came and painted frost on the windows at night.— Tom