I used to beleive that I could have A baby from my poopoo hole, and one day when I was making poopoo I told my mother "mommy when I grow up I am going to have my baby very fast"
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- My parents told me that babies were made from dimonds under cabbage patches, that would grow into a baby.Anon
- i used to think that if a girl and a boy peed in the same toilet a baby would grow in it.— hip hip
- I used to think House Finches were baby birds and they'd later grow into Robins or something— Mica
- I believe there are horses making the car go fast when people told me the horse power of a car.— Jake
- I thought my neighbor breastfed her baby because they were too poor to afford baby bottles. Maybe they were!— Kristen
- on "highway to hell" i always thought it goes "baby see, baby do" instead of "hey satan, payin´ my dues"— Miss Understood