I used to believe when i was little that the signs that read "Slow CHILDREN Ahead" was really, really mean.
I never understood why they wanted us to know there were slow children up ahead.
A childhood belief about road signs

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that north was always straight ahead. I could never face south, but I knew it was behind me!— Bruces
- I was convinced that children weren't humans, only adults were, children were a total different race!— Leda
- I used to think Kenny Rogers had 400 children and a crop in the field. Rather than 4 hungry children.Anon
- My daddy used to think that there was a children-police that killed children who was bad— jonnie
- i used to think mashed potatos were made from apples becouse they were the same color(i was a very slow child)— apples and ornges
- I used to think that only grown ups were "people".Children to me were no people ,they were just children.— Minny