i was convinced that my older sister really can cook me in a pot.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- My older sister had me convinced that noodles grew on trees, but that rice was man-made...— Trusting little brother
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- when i was really young, i couldn't figure out why i can't get older than my older sister.— angela
- i used to think that you used pepper spray to cook— c-dogg
- When my dad was little his older siblings convinced him that there were flocks of flying turtles.— Anonymous
- I believed that Reindeer loved popcorn, and so I would cook a bag and scatter it on the porch.— Popcornsanta