my ex-girl friend's mother used to tell her children when she was angry on them: "I should have crapped instead giving birth to you". and till the age of 23, she was sure children were born from the anus :-))))
A childhood belief about giving birth
others believed things like this
- I was convinced that children weren't humans, only adults were, children were a total different race!— Leda
- I used to think Kenny Rogers had 400 children and a crop in the field. Rather than 4 hungry children.Anon
- I used to believe untill I was five that all adults are born like that and all little children stay little— Igor
- My daddy used to think that there was a children-police that killed children who was bad— jonnie
- My mother told me that ice cream vans were ambulances for little children.— Buzz
- i used to think when you had an orgasm you were giving birth— splooger