Until I was about 3 or 4, I thought the line was, "Jesus loves me, *the sino*, for the bible..."
I kept wondering what a "sino" was.
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I thought that Job in the Bible was pronounced "Jawb" and that it had something to do with Steve Jobs.Anon
- I used to believe that a racist is something like a person who loves to race on the racetrack.Anon
- I thought that Samson and Solomon from the Bible were the same person for the longest time...— Laura G.
- This may sound absurd but I thought the numbers next to the Bible versus said what time the person said it at!— Biomeka
- Oldies Song Peggy Sue. I used to think that he was talking about how much he loves his "Baggy Suit".— Randy
- I used to believe that Job in the Bible had something to do with Steve Jobs.Anon