As a child I believed that when a person was fired from their job, they were executed on a firing range.
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when a person was "fired" from their job, that they were literally burned at the stake.Anon
- I used to believe that thunder was aliens entering the atmosphere, and lightning was them firing lazers at us!— Zeepoo-zoop
When I was a child I thought there was a person inside the ATM— Grace- I used to believe that when you were fired, you were shot.— Murray
- I used to think that blow-jobs happened when you got fired from a job— MeGaN
- My daughter used to believe that when someone is fired from their job, it meant it literally.— Sally's mommy