In the song "Never Let Me Down Again" by Depeche Mode, Dave Gahan sings "I'm taking a ride with my best friend"... I thaught it was "I'm taking your wife, be my best friend"...
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A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My friend believed that when lightening flashed, you better smile because God was taking your picture! — Linda from Southern California
- I used to think that when people were taking their contacts out that they were taking their eyeball out :) — Jen
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- when i was little i thaught the bit in the alphabet song, where it goes LMNOP
actually want ENNEL MENNEL BEE — im going to the movies now - in sting's / the police's song ''roxanne''. I thaught that it was ''rock sand''— wacko zacho
- when I was little, I was scared of taking the plane because I thought clods were solid !! — valentine a french student in eigth