Country music by a 3 year old...The song "Prop Me Up Beside The Juke Box" For my 3 year old daughter it went something like this: "Pwop me up beside my juice box if I cry" We still sing it like that!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My 5 year old daughter believes if she picks her nose her bum will fall off !!Anon
- Abba - Happy New Year
"Kangaroo year,
Kangaroo year..."— Santa Puncher - i thought I got one year older when my family sang the birthday song.— I am the ghost
- I thought that grape juice was called "great juice". Anon
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon