My cousin thought that "Your a pal and a confidant" from the Golden Girls them song was, "Your a pal and a clump of dump"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was six I thought that when all puppies grew up they turned into golden labradors. — Marieka
- I used to think a serial killer was golden grams...— weird
- I used to believe the Golden Calf produced liquid gold instead of milk.— Trisha
- Lightning and thunder were produced at the garbage dump.— penny
- I thought that the difference between girls and boys was that girls have teeth.
Anon - My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly