My parents used to tell my sister and I that they were going to "sell us to the gypsies" if we did not be quiet in the car. I thought gypsies at the time were friends of Ronald McDonald (like hamburgler) and never understood why that was so threatening. Needless to say it didn't make us any more quiet.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I long believed that Ronald Reagan was Ronald McDonald's brother. And I thought it made him more impressive!— JB
- I used to believe that the more you talked, the sooner you would die. Needless to say, I was a quiet kid.— Lisa
- I know my dog, Palmer, spoke English, he was just really quiet.
— Klayne P. - I thought drug stores sold drugs. I never understood how they could sell illegal drugs.— Diana Rios
- I used to think that Margeret Thatcher was married to Ronald Reagan, because they were always on tv together!— Nat
- When I was younger I asked my parents:
"If bees make honey, do flys make marmalade?"— Mike