i, too, thought my grandma made up the bushel and a peck song. :)
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the title of Barry Manilow's song "Looks Like We Made It" was "Looks Like Tomatoes".— close2nd
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- I was afraid of my grandma because i thought she had germs because she was german!Anon
- when i was a little girl i thought God looked like my grandma and dressed like the statue of liberty. Anon
- I thought when Grandma's hens were cackling, they were giggling about some private joke in the henhouse. — Not a farm kid
- i thought salt made food cold, since pepper made it *hot* — cattiva