When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I use to think that Bruce Springsteen's song "growing up" was called "throwing up"— glowworm
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- I used to think Bruce Springsteins song, "I'm the Nothin man", was "I'm the muffin man"....who knew?
— Toothfairy - When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ