When I was just learning how to read larger words, we always passed a road sign that read "Pavement Narrows" I kept looking for Indians because I thought it said "Primitive Arrows"
A childhood belief about road signs

others believed things like this
- I used to think that we were breaking a law every time my mom passed a "Do Not Pass" sign on the road. — Kyra
- When I first started learning to read I was convinced that vowels were called barnacles.— Andy Howell
- A billboard sign read: Moonshine kills.
I thought being caught outside by the moon would kill me. Humph.Anon - I used to believe that a street sign that read "Dead End" meant that there were dead people buried there.Anon
- i always thought that a DEAD END sign
as where they put all the road kill.
— pav - I used to believe the "Yield" from the road sign was somebody's name.— julia