When I was young I thought that police had soft skin, because this is how it sounds in French " Peau lisse "
A childhood belief about skin

others believed things like this
- I use to beleive that because oui (which sounds exactly like wee) mean yes in french, that poo meant no.— Toby
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- When I used to see the sign 'police accident' I thought it meant that a police car had crashed.Anon
- I used to believe that french kiss was something coming from France, and that only the French did it— Sasha
- I was told as a young child that if I didn't smile going past the police station, I wouldbe arrested.Anon
- I used to think that you had to be french to really taste french fries.— Not French;)