In Edwin McCain's song "I'll Be" There's a part where he goes "I'll be captivated". As a kid, I always thought he was saying "I'll be Captain Vader". I envisioned a guy dressing up like Darth Vader in an effort to impress the girl of his dreams.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that darth vader was down the toilet.— Nicola
- I thought the song Shattered Dreams was acutaly "Shadow Dreams" and wondered what shadow dreams were— Golgademon
- I used to believe that Darth Maul lived in my church.— Sarah
- when i was little i used to believe that darth vador lived in my basement, and i was scared to go down there.— Jilli
- i thought the chunks in blue cheese dressing were bunny turds because we had a rabbit and my mom told me soAnon
- i thought split personalities were like having dreams. the dreams i had were all my personalities!— Odd Dreamer