I used to believe that if you used the kids' shampoos that said 'no tears' it would make you happy.
A childhood belief about adverts

others believed things like this
- I thought Jesus was made up to make kids behave.Anon
- I used to believe rain were God's tears— Joy
- My Aunt used to tell me that if I cried too much, I would run out of tears.— Peter
- My sister used to sing Kylie's "cheese on my pillow", somehow tears works better.— Tom
- When i was little i believed that clouds were cotton candy that angels lived in and rain was angel tears— Missy
- That a dog humping someone's leg was just really happy. — Ruben