I used to believe thunder was the sound of God rearranging his furniture.
A childhood belief about thunder and lightning

others believed things like this
- My mum used to tell me that thunder was god re-arranging the furniture.— Dale
- When I was a kid, I used to believe that it would thunder when G-D was moving furniture in the sky.Anon
- I remember being told that thunder was just God moving his/her furniture around.— kipperfeet
- I was told as a child that the sound of thunder was from angels bowling in the clouds.— Patty, NY
- I always thought thunder was the sound of the crumbling buildings, after lightning had struck them.Anon
- I used to believe nude furniture was ,furniture with pictures of naked people on them.— Bethany Mote