I used to believe that babies were originally baby birds. The parents would have to climb a tree and grab a random bird from a nest and train it to be human!
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- Trees grew leaves as camouflage so birds would`nd nest in them. Don`t ask.— DaWind
- at the age of seventeen my sister thought another name for a pigeon hole was a birds nest.— Sophie
- I thought birds grew from bird seed. — Jen
- My parents told me that babies were made from dimonds under cabbage patches, that would grow into a baby.Anon
- I thought that Loch Ness was actually Loch Nest because it was like the monster's nest— Dietrich Corby
- I used to believe if you had sex only once then you could have a baby any random time— lissa