My sister used to believe that my mother couldn't read.
She was obsessed with the story of "Cinderella" and wanted it read over and over again (literally. Finish and restart.)
Apparently, my mother got tired of it and told her she couldn't read. I don't know why she fell for it, as my mother had read it before. But I guess she believed it, as she couldn't either at the time.
She said that she thought my mother couldn't read until well into elementary school. What's even more funny is that she also told people at school her mother couldn't read. My mother was NOT pleased to hear this (and denies that she ever said it - but I believe it.)
A childhood belief about family

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- My brother used to believe that when we went to school dogs went to dog school to learn to speak and read— Matt
- I BELIEVED THE TEACHERS COULD READ MY THOUGHTSAnon
- For the longest time I was sure my cat could read my mind.Anon
- When I was in school i thought that teachers read scripts to say good moring blah blah blah— Corina