The first time I masturbated, I thought I was going to get pregnant by my own hand.
A childhood belief about getting pregnant

others believed things like this
- I masturbated for the first time with a stuffed dog. I believed I was going to have puppies. — Not pregnant with puppies
- I thought that a woman got pregnant kind of like catching a cold, by being around her husband for a long time.— No Name
- I used to think that my right hand wasn't my right hand anymore if I turned around.— Mike
- A hand job was a type of hand massage— Kaitlyn
- i used to believe that only humans got pregnant by having sex. sheep just magically became pregnant.— Lucy
- I thought second-hand smoke was bought off eBayAnon