When i was little, my older brother and dad told me i was adopted from monkeys. they kept telling me it, so eventually i thought it was true.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- My mum told me and my brother that we were adopted and that our real mothers were witches. Thanks mum.Anon
- My little brother was afraid of toliets cuz he thought monkeys would jump out of his butt.— ~~~ Crazy Bro ~~~
- My brother told me that I would turn into a boy when I got older. It made me cry.— Sarah
- My brothers to piss me off sometimes told me I was adopted, and that I was the housekeeper's kid.— ricolarno
- I used to eat doggy chocs until my older brother told me that if I did I would have puppies.— EG
- My mum told my older brother that dogs weren't allowed in London.— Fiz