When I was younger, I always swore that the Marilyn Manson song "The Beautiful People" really said "the beautiful meatball."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Marilyn Manson and Marilyn Monroe were the same person. — Gina
- I used to believe that Marilyn Manson was a extremely scary woman!— Tim_NOrway
- When I was through the ages of 5-8 I got Marylin Manson and Marilyn Monroe mixed up— Caitlin
- I used to believe Michael Jackson, Ozzy Osbourne, and Marilyn Manson were women.— TRANSGENDER
- Bronski Beat - Beat Boy
"Meatball
Meatball
Hit that perfect meatball..."— Santa Puncher - I used to believe that Marilyn Monroe and Betty Boop were the same person.— Madame Butterfly