When I was young, one day, my father was smoking, and I realized maybe the fire is not only burning on the cigar but also burning in my father's brain, because the smoke coming out from my father's nostrils. So I splash a glass of water on my father's head. My father is so surprised that he couldn't believe what I did. And finally, he beat me resolutely...
A childhood belief about smoking

others believed things like this
- When i was child, i used to think my father was my father christmas.— BeB's
- Do you really mean to tell me that father Christmas is a myth?
Finally......— Peter (Aged 70) - My father told me if I farted, my head would cave in!— Jae
- I asked my father what holy water was. He told me it was the priest's bathwater. — Gwen
- "Our father, with Art in Heaven, how do you know my name?"Anon
- our father which art in heaven,Harold be thy name— oddsox