When I asked my mom where babies came from, she must have been expecting it because this is what she told me :
"Well pumpkin beanie, when a mommy and daddy decide they want a baby, they go to google.com and type in I WANT A BABY and theres a website where you type in if you want the baby to have mommy or daddys eyes, mouth, and so on until every part of the baby either looks like the mommy or the daddy. Then there are some forms you fill out until you submit them and the website sents them straight to God up in Heaven. After God puts all the parts together, the stork flys up to Heaven and picks up the baby, then they fly straight to the Cabbage Patch and the hospital truck picks them up there once they are fully made. Then mommy picks baby up at the hospital and brings baby home!
HAHA I love my mother!
A childhood belief about reproduction
others believed things like this
- That because Gerber Baby Food had a baby on it real babies were put in there. Thanks a lot cousin!— Nicole
- My parents told me that babies were made from dimonds under cabbage patches, that would grow into a baby.Anon
- I thought my neighbor breastfed her baby because they were too poor to afford baby bottles. Maybe they were!— Kristen
- on "highway to hell" i always thought it goes "baby see, baby do" instead of "hey satan, payin´ my dues"— Miss Understood
- I used to believe that a baby shower was a tiny bathtub with a showerhead just for the baby.— Amy
- When I was 5 I thought that baby boys came from men and baby girls came from women...— Gaz