I was 3 when my mother taught me the song "Silent Night". When I sang "Sleep in Heavenly Peace", I thought when you died and went to heaven, you slept on a bed on peas and if you got hungry, you'd scoop a fistful and shove it into your mouth. Yes, peas were my favorite vegetables and heaven sounded really good to me.
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- When I was in preschool, the class bully told me that peas were actully cow boogers. Still won't eat peas.— Ren
- i used to believe that peas were toes — DJ
- I used to believe that catterpillar were the peas glued with each other— Umme Hani
- My mum used to tell me that baked beans were just peas covered in tomato sauce.— munky
- When I was little, I believed that my Dad worked in a factory where they painted peas green!— Hannah G.
- My mom told my sister that if she didn't eat her peas, her period would last for an entire month.— Maya