when i was little my older sister convinced me that she and mom were witches. one day on the way to daycare my mom was driving and i asked her when i was going to get my witch powers. she had no clue what i was talking about... to this day i still do witchcraft....
A childhood belief about witches

others believed things like this
- My older sister had me convinced that noodles grew on trees, but that rice was man-made...— Trusting little brother
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- when i was really young, i couldn't figure out why i can't get older than my older sister.— angela
- That people older than me knew what they were talking about.— Mark
- I thought my grandad would get older, so I asked him 'What do you want to be when you're older?'.— Afterlife Dreamin'
- When my dad was little his older siblings convinced him that there were flocks of flying turtles.— Anonymous