when i was little i used to think that when i farted, that a little monster inside me was trying to get out.
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if I farted in bed, a monster would pop out through the covers and tickle me.Anon
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- I thought the boogey monster was a monster that ate boogers at night in front of youAnon
- I Used To Believe The Monster Beverage/Energy Drink Was Monster Milk!— KellGirl
- i used to believe that if you farted out of your mouth, you'd die.— John Deere
- I used to think when you farted, bubbles came out.— Nick