I used to believe that the opposite of “impressed” is “pressed.”
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I thought baby oli was made from pressed babies.Anon
- I used to believe that if I could kiss my elbow that I would turn into a girl (the opposite sex).— Rusty
- i used to believe that everyone was born as the opposite sex, and that you changed when you started school.— llama
- I thought that when you pressed the hazzard button in the car, the dukes of hazzard would come and save you.— smfd26
- I used to believe that if you pressed on the inside corners of your eyes that your eyes would pop out.— Sabrina