When I was young I was in the car with my Grandma and Great Grandma (her mother). To avoid confusion I asked if I could call one Grandma F and the other Grandma R (the initials of their last names). Well Grandma told me no because it was illegal and I believed her for years!
A childhood belief about police

others believed things like this
- I used to let go all my balloons so my great grandma would get it in heaven— lissa
- When I was young I used to believe that when it rained, God was peeing on the Earth. My grandma got mad.— Tim
- I believed that my grandma had a pet dinosaur.— Mack
- I once asked my mom if my grandma got wrinkles on her wrinkels when she bathed. Go figure....— Kitty
- My grandma told me she used to think pigs came out of tree stumps.Anon
- When I was little my dad told me when ever it thundered it was my Grandma bowling a strike.Anon