when i was young i drove with my family to the village and i saw traffic sign that was warning that we are approaching to left turn and i used to believe that it warns us that piece of crap was on the road and that we should avoid it
A childhood belief about road signs

others believed things like this
- I thought for the longest time that a No Standing traffic sign meant no person should stand near that sign.— Shannon
- I used to believe that the "no outlet" sign on roads was a warning to people driving electric cars.— c
- I belived that when I took a crap, my turd(s) would turn into snakes and bite my booty.— Butters.
- I used to believe that if you drove over a banana peel the car would slide off the road.Anon
- I used to believe the "Yield" from the road sign was somebody's name.— julia
- I thought the “Slippery When Wet” traffic sign was a car that had grown long bendy legs.Anon